12/11/2009

LO... L?

Friend's Facebook status: Erica feels like "lol" has got to be the most overused, unnecessarily-placed expressions ever. lol.
Her friend's comment: I was on Skype and wrote "lol" and my friend was like, "you're not even smiling..."

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11/11/2009

ginandphonics:

yankeebayonet:

hey rpattz what are u up 2

o nothin just writin music in the middle of a field

is he even a musician?

Unfortunately, he is, and it is awful! Awful enough that it is worth youtube-ing and listening.

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reblog with your 10 simple, blissful, feelings.

1. Tracking a shipment of goodies online, from the store to my doorstep.

2. When my cat rewards me with head-butting to show his gratitude.

3. The smell of my apartment after I baked something delicious.

4. Seeing other people enjoy my cooking.

5. Wrapping gifts while basking in the glory of double-sided tape and coordinating ribbons.

6. Stepping out of the shower to find that K.C. has laid out a towel for me.

7. Tall people who help me reach things in grocery stores.

8. People who compliment me on my skin, when I am clearly wearing makeup.

9. Soft blankets.

10. Shaving at night after I get a pedicure, so that my legs and feet are the softest things ever while I sleep.

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“ In a nutshell, don’t settle for, or date anyone who is anything less than a person you feel you aren’t worthy of having, because they are THAT amazing to you. Don’t waste a second of time on someone you know deep down isn’t it for you. Every second you waste on Mr. or Mrs. Wrong is a second you could spending meeting and being with Mr. or Mrs. Perfect. „

this girl.

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27/10/2009

“ Can you imagine Twitter two decades ago? Trending topics: #dylanmckay, #whitebronkochase, #lewinsky, #ripkurtcobain Trippy. „

- my Twitter

http://www.twitter.com/brittneylynn

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25/10/2009

Awkward.

I returned from the grocery store and realized a few minutes later that I forgot to put away a few things, one of which was cream cheese for a dessert I’m making to bring to my class on Wednesday. I get distracted, and forget what I was supposed to do, so I decide to take a shower. Just as I take off all of my clothes, I remember, and say:

“Ugh! I just got naked and totally forgot about the cream cheese!”

My roommate, apparently in the adjacent room, heard me and said nothing. He just slipped the block of cream cheese through the cat door into my room.

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20/10/2009

“I totally take back all of those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.”

- Someone on facebook

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19/10/2009

Fun Fact: The son of a member of Obama’s secret service team was a Gator football player last year. I thought that was interesting. Mostly I just thought this photo was adorable!

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“ Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do! „

unknown, because it has been stolen and reproduced by so many bloggers without credit that the author is just known as “some person on facebook” :-/

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10/09/2009

i mean... wrong number?!

It is incredbly awkward when someone leaves you a long and winding voicemail, only to end it with, “I love you.” You can almost hear the regret in their voice as “you” trails off, followed by the click. Me, standing there, deer-in-headlights style. This is immediately followed by the dread of your next conversation. Did they notice what they did? Will they notice that I noticed what they did? Will they bring it up? Will I accidently bring it up? Crap! I just said I love this coffee. L word is off limits, brain… send a memo to lips while you’re at it.

- me, a long time ago.

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